funkpunkhippie:

intoxifaded:

rnortal:

lilcochina:

tbh a really weird n gross thing is when girls are told not to wear short shorts in front of their dad n uncles n stuff like ??? why would u be looking at ur niece or daughter like that

I thought only Arab girls were told this but looks like it’s universal

When I was about 15 (and super thin, like there was not a single curve on my body) I was in a bikini at a family pool party and apparently my uncle commented to my dad “You should tell Elvira to cover up more, sometimes I have to look away when I see her” and my dad replied “That’s because you’re a pervert”

I like your dad.

astroho:

me? a jealous hoe? absolutely.

dealing with the worst case scenario

4velitta4:

lilypotterr:

• your condom breaks
• you feel a lump on your breast
• your friends are ignoring you
• you’re stranded on an island 
• you got rejected by a crush
• you get into a car accident
• you got stung by a bee/wasp
• you got fired from your job
• you’re in an earthquake
• your tattoo gets infected
• your house is on fire
• you’re lost in the woods
• you get arrested abroad
• you get robbed
• your partner cheated on you
• you’re on a ship that’s sinking
• you fall into ice
• you’re stuck in an elevator
• you hit a deer with your car
• you have food poisoning
• your pet passed away
• you fall off of a horse
• you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
• you have toxic shock syndrome
• your house has a gas leak

I feel like this could be useful in my future

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

ritavonbees:

tahtherednosedtrickster:

just-shower-thoughts:

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss

rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable